Never Have I Ever: Had an Eiffel Tower Threesome

Curious About the ‘Eiffel Tower’-Style Threesome? Here’s What They’re Like

Have you ever played “Never Have I Ever” before? Here are the rules: Everyone puts up ten fingers, and you go around in a circle and one by one share something sexy or scandalous that you’ve never done before. When someone else shares something you have done, you have to put one finger down — and of course, drink. The first person to put all 10 fingers down loses (or wins, depending on how you look at it).

Well, AskMen is still playing Never Have I Ever, and the rules are simple: In each edition of this column, we speak to someone about doing something new in bed, whether it’s a long-time fantasy, something that just happened, or even something they regret. They tell us everything so you get an inside look at what some sexual experiences are actually like.

It’s not uncommon for humans to give sex positions cute names. The Shocker, the Cleveland Steamer, scissoring — even the Missionary position. But there’s no sex position with quite such an iconic reputation as the Eiffel Tower, named for the decadent landmark in the City of Light.

In case you’re not familiar with it, the Eiffel Tower is a threesome position that occurs when one person bands over, thus rendering their genitals and mouth available for two penises at roughly the same height, which stand erect on either side. It’s often accomplished by two men and a woman, though with strap-ons and/or anal sex, any variation of genders and sexes could pull it off.

And why the name? If the two penetrating partners on either side high-five over the receiving partner’s back, the three bodies sort of look like the iconic Eiffel Tower shape — though the high-five isn’t obligatory.

The Eiffel Tower was constructed for the 1889 Exposition Universelle, aka the World’s Fair, held to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the French Revolution. The romantic structure is one of the most visited landmarks in the world. And you know what else is one of the most visited landmarks in the world? Kidding, kidding. We didn’t interview your mom. But we did speak to an anonymous woman in her early 30s, who we’ll call Leah.

You see, Leah didn’t just try the Eiffel Tower. She tried it for the first time recently during a visit to Paris with a view of the actual Eiffel Tower. So, without further ado, let Leah describe how it happened, how fun it was, how to handle Eiffel Tower safety, and how enjoying such an experience reinvigorated her lust for life.

When did you first try the Eiffel Tower?

My first Eiffel Tower was on Christmas Eve when I was visiting Paris for the first time. I had been invited to spend the holiday with a group of friends I had met at a Libertine (Sex) Club a few days prior.

I’ve never had holiday sex before and was thrilled to spend it with like-minded people eating incredible food in an apartment with a view overlooking — wait for it — the Eiffel Tower! We had a small meal and a decent amount of wine, and things got heated from there.

What led you to decide to do it?

There was no decision, it just kind of happened. We were all playing together, and a person I had previously had sex with asked if he could fuck me while I was pleasuring another person orally.

Before your experience, what was your thought about this sex position?

I think the Eiffel Tower is a go-to position for threesomes involving two penis-owners unless you’re going for double penetration, which can be more advanced or something you’d want to build up to.

Have you already enjoyed group sex before this?

Absolutely.

What was the Eiffel Tower experience like?

My experience was extraordinary, because I had a perfect view of the actual Eiffel Tower. I literally stopped to exclaim to the Frenchmen that “This position is called the Eiffel Tower!! *gestures to window* That is the the Eiffel Tower!”

I didn’t know getting Eiffel-Towered in front of the Eiffel Tower was on my sexual bucket list, but I was thrilled to cross it off!

How did it live up to your expectations?

Not going to lie; giving a blow job is so much better when you’re also getting railed from behind.

Did it disappoint at all?

If you don’t enjoy Doggy-style or giving oral pleasure, I can see how the Eiffel Tower could be disappointing, but if you enjoy both these positions, it’s a best-of-both-worlds situation!

What did your partners think of the experience?

I don’t know for sure, but I think my jubilance added to their experience. It’s a pretty common position for threesomes; we were all members of our sex party scenes in our respective cities (them Paris and myself, NYC). I could tell that my elation was infectious in making this particular time as exciting for them as it was for me.

You must have felt so alive. Had you been to Paris before? After? Did you ever top this trip?

This was my first time in Paris and it cemented my love of the city. I have hence fallen in love in a sex club, heck, fallen in love in Paris many times, maybe too many times. I go back to Paris as often as possible.

I think each return to Paris continues to top the last because I fall in love with new aspects, new people, and my zest for life and search for the extraordinary is always reinvigorated.

Would you do it again?

Yes, and I have. It’s a great appetizer for a threesome or group play with two penis-owners.

How do safer sex practices come into play during the Eiffel Tower?

Because we were all members of sex-positive communities and clubs, we had a quick discussion about being negative for STIs and mandatory condom use without debate for penetrative sex. STIs can be spread through oral and even skin-to-skin contact, so always make sure you’re having these conversations with any sexual partner.

What advice do you have for someone interested in trying this?

Make sure you discuss expectations with your partners, and that everyone is aware of safety. With thrusting from behind, you could end up with a choking hazard if you’re pushed too far on the penis in your mouth (which may be your thing and more power to you!) To avoid this, focus your oral motions more up and down instead of forward and back.

What has everyone’s reaction been when you told them that you got Eiffel Towered in front of the Eiffel Tower?

I’m lucky that my friends are just as — often, more! — hedonistic as I am, and they always delight when I tell this story. It has a special place in my heart because it’s comforting to know you can find your people all over the world.

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Source: AskMen