Christmas Sex Positions

6 Christmas-Themed Sex Positions That Sleigh Every Time, According to Experts

Santa’s cumming to town and ‘tis the season to be horny! That needn’t mean you settle for mediocre sex after stressful shopping trips, though… during the festive season you should be walking in an orgasm wonderland! The key? Incredible, Christmas-inspired sex positions that always sleigh.

Thankfully, we have the perfect people on hand to make sure you enjoy a very jolly Christmas! Pleasure Professionals from AdultWork.com are now sharing her unique expertise as sought-after escorts to detail the 6 seasonal sex positions that’ll take your celebrations to a whole new level – you can thank us later!

1. Pigs in Blankets

“Who doesn’t love this Christmas dish? Well, it can make sex pretty dishy too. On cold winter nights, wrap up warm in cosy socks and a fluffy blanket – if I wasn’t being obvious enough, you’re the pigs – and enjoy this deeply intimate experience. You’ll feel warm (already winning), in tune with each other, and, with a blanket wrapped around you tightly, your partner can go even deeper, prioritising sensual, slow thrusts that avoid creating a draft.

Want to make this position even cosier? No problem – consider having a hot chocolate or warm mulled wine waiting. Honestly, if anything will make you feel like ‘love actually is all around,’ as Hugh Grant says, it’s this.”

2. Roasting Chestnuts

“The ‘Roasting Chestnuts’ sex position will certainly turn up the heat on your Christmas festivities. It’s fiery, literally, and decks the halls with passion.

Start by dimming the lights and creating a warm, intimate atmosphere. Then, if you have a fireplace, leave it crackling in the background. Giving your partner oral by the warmth of these glowing flames will create a sultry ambiance like no other. Then, you can bring them to climax or lay by the fire, flip them on their front, and penetrate – with a penis or sex toy – from behind. After all, when chestnuts are roasting, they need to be turned… you want equal coverage on both sides.”

3. The Christmas Tree

“‘The Christmas Tree’ might sound wholesome, but it actually taps into bondage and BDSM, offering a playful and seductive twist to festive intimacy. Ideally next to your decorated Christmas tree, one partner straddles a chair, facing the back of it. Then, you can kneel behind them and penetrate as they push their bum into you.

To amplify this position, particularly from a BDSM perspective, consider wrapping your partner in Christmas lights or tinsel Shibari-style. Or simply tie their hands together and ankles to the chair for a kinky encounter that’ll make it feel like Christmas has come early…”

4. The Santa Straddle

“Why have Santa slide down your chimney when your partner can instead? Ride straight into a holiday fantasy with the Santa Straddle. In this position one partner sits on a stable surface while the other straddles their lap, facing away from them. You can then whisper into each other’s ears exactly what you want for Christmas (the dirtier, the better) and if you really want to make this festive, consider wearing seasonal attire (think sexy red lingerie and Santa’s beard if you want him to be your Christmas Daddy). Cum and sit on Santa’s lap…

You can precede this position with a sexy strip tease for an extra dose of holiday cheer, put them in their place (‘It’s Mrs. Clause to you’) or add a BDSM twist by having your partner whisper into your ear why you’re on their naughty list, giving you erotic instructions on how to earn their candy cane.”

5. The Snow Angel

“‘The Snow Angel’ is all about surrendering to pleasure and handing your partner complete control. In this position, one partner lies on their back with their arms and legs rested in a ‘snow angel’ shape (imagine you’re in the snow). Then, their hands are tied above their head, or to a bedframe, with tinsel. The other person can then position themselves between their legs and deliver a miracle on 34th street (if you catch my drift) with their mouth. It might be cold outside, but baby it’ll be hot for you.”

6. All the Trimmings

“Some would say I’ve left the best till list, and that’s because this sex position covers all bases. In this 69 position, both partners lie head-to-toe, with one person positioned above the other. You can both then give and receive simultaneously, creating the perfect balance (you both need a treat at Christmas!). However, as it’s the festive season you obviously need to embrace a few twists… Sweeten the moment by incorporating whipped cream or chocolate syrup, exchange dirty talk if their stocking is hung and you want them to eat their milk and cookies (rimming can follow if that’s what you like), tie a bow around you for them to unwrap, or play festive music in the background – a bit of Bublé might be just up your street.”

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Source: AskMen