Sex Terms You Don’t Dare Ask About

Too Shy to Ask? Here Are Some of Modern Love’s Most Outlandish Sex Acts

Too Shy to Ask? Here Are Some of Modern Love’s Most Outlandish Sex Acts

You’re hanging out with your buddies and one of them throws out a sexual slang term that everyone else in the room seems to know the meaning of — except you. Naturally, you laugh along, not wanting to appear ignorant or, even worse, sexually inexperienced. You can’t ask your best guy friend what the term really means and you don’t want to ask your girlfriend either (chances are she wouldn’t know anyway; it’s usually guys that come up with these things). So where do you turn? To the internet, of course, and to AM’s list of sex terms you don’t dare ask about.

Snowballing

If you’re a Kevin Smith fan, you likely already know the meaning of snowballing, but for those who missed the explanation in Clerks, snowballing is when a woman goes down on a man, he ejaculates into her mouth and then she spits it back into his mouth while kissing. You might not dare to ask about this sex term, but you should know what you’re getting into before your girlfriend suggests trying it out. You should also be wary of anyone proposing “felching,” which involves sucking semen out of any orifice it has been deposited in, usually the anus.

Pearl Necklace

A man gives a woman a pearl necklace when he ejaculates on her chest, neck and shoulders as a result of him masturbating on her or thrusting between her breasts — also known as tit-f*cking. Giving her an actual pearl necklace will probably score you more brownie points.

Dirty Sanchez

Put very simply, a Dirty Sanchez is a mustache made of fecal matter that ends up on a woman’s upper lip after a man has anal sex with her. Whether said excrement gets placed there directly from the penis or manually by finger is a matter of debate. Some people insist that the act of drawing the mustache with the penis itself after anal intercourse should be referred to as a Dirty Rodriguez. Either way, it’s pretty disgusting — and possibly offensive to people with the last name Sanchez or Rodriguez.

Creampie

When a man ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina or anus without using a condom, it’s called a creampie. This internal cumshot is usually followed by watching the semen drip out of her. Some people refer to only the oozing fluid as the creampie. There is an entire genre of porn devoted to the practice of creampies.

Daisy Chain

What was once an innocent term to describe a ring of flowers attached together by their stems, now has a grown-up sexual connotation. A daisy chain refers to a group of more than two sexual partners, stimulating each other at the same time. While Partner A performs oral sex on Partner B, Partner B performs oral sex on Partner C, who performs oral sex on Partner D and so on, ultimately resulting in a chain where the last partner is pleasing the first partner. A daisy chain can be all-female, all-male or a combination of both sexes.

A variation on the daisy chain concept is the “spit roast,” an act done by three people (usually a woman and two men, but the concept works with all homosexual males as well), in which the person in the center is penetrated in the vagina or ass by one partner, while performing oral sex on the other.

Pegging

Pegging involves using a dildo (typically a strap-on dildo) to perform penetrative sex acts. The term is usually – though not always – used in the context of a heterosexual relationship in which the woman turns the tables on the man, and is frequently practiced in sub-dom relationships.

Queefing

When trapped air gets released from the vagina, the sound can resemble a fart, and that sound is colloquially known as a queef. There are certain positions that can make this occurrence more likely (if you’re not completely comfortable with your partner, we avoid recommending pile driver), but queefing is a perfectly natural bodily function and will happen now and then during sex, no matter what you do.

Rimming

If cunnilingus refers to oral sex performed on a vagina, rimming is the slightly naughtier anal counterpart, made especially popular in the last decade. When you lick or use your tongue to penetrate your partner’s anus, yep, you’re rimming, or performing a rim job.

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