Christmas Kinks You Should Try This Holiday Season

Feeling Experimental? Here Are 9 Holiday-Specific Kinks to Steam Up Your Time Off

Feeling Experimental? Here Are 9 Holiday-Specific Kinks to Steam Up Your Time Off

If you’re ready for a kinky Christmas, then you won’t want to miss these seasonal turn-ons… Whether you already have a timely fetish or want to try something new as part of sexy festivities, this erotic roundup is the gift that keeps on giving — it might put you on the naughty list but that’s the best part, right?

Bethany Burgoyne is a leading sexpert from JOYclub, an online adult community with over 5.5 million members, and she’s on hand to make sure your Christmas is sexier than ever. Sharing her very unique expertise, Bethany is listing the fascinating Christmas kinks that could transform your merry celebrations — park the romcoms and markets for now, you won’t want to leave the bedroom.

1. Chrimbophilia

If the whole festive season gets you going then you might have Chrimophilia, an attraction to the Christmas season that extends beyond typical merriment and joy. Instead, you might want to revel in the more risqué parts of this wholesome holiday. For example, attending festive sex parties dressed in kinky red lingerie, wrapping yourself in tinsel, having sex with your favourite Christmas songs playing in the background, enjoying seasonal roleplays (did someone say ‘office Christmas party’?), or exploring kink-based dating on JOYclub to make this an even raunchier celebration.

2. Snow

Yes, some people really do have a fetish for eating, playing in, throwing, licking, and having sex with — or in — snow. Clearly the cold doesn’t hold them back. If this sounds like you, go wild and get frisky outside if we’re blessed with a white Christmas. Or recreate the feeling of snow indoors with cotton wool, white tinsel, fake snow, paper snowflakes, and anything else that’ll make this feel lifelike.

3. Santaphilia

‘Santaphilia, the ‘Santa Fetish’, is exactly what it says on the tin. If Father Christmas gets you going, then you might want your partner to dress up and explain exactly why you’re on their naughty list, teach you to be good and give you the only gift you deserve… Or some festive, Santa-themed lingerie (think Regina George in Mean Girls) could fulfil your festive fantasy.’

4. The Grinch

The Grinch is an iconic film and for some of us it can even be a turn on. Lots of people love The Grinch’s masculine and dominating nature, whilst he stands at a whopping 6”6, is very hairy, has huge hands, and wouldn’t be afraid to tell you off… oh, and he has a dog. Did we just describe your dream man?

If you love the Grinch and feel like his “hard on the outside, soft on the inside” demeanour is orgasm-worthy, consider enjoying some Whoville roleplays, having sex while watching the film, or embracing green lingerie for a little Grinch flare.

5. Dendrophilia

Dendrophilia can be described as a sexual attraction to trees and, yes, this can include Christmas trees. If you have this fetish, you might want to pretend you are one, decorating yourself with tinsel, lights, and baubles, or decorate your naked partner before ‘taking down the decs’ and getting dirty. Alternatively, if it’s the smell you like, invest in some seasonal candles!

Of course, sex under your Christmas tree is also a no-brainer. Going at it by a warm fire whilst looking up at your prize possession can be massively arousing for those with dendrophilia. If you’re feeling particularly adventurous, you could also venture into an abandoned woodland or re-enact a Christmas tree shopping roleplay.

6. You, Gift-wrapped

For those who find gifts arousing, unwrapping you would be a real treat. If your partner is turned on by presents, consider adorning yourself with a ribbon for them to unwrap; you could even make this into a festive striptease. Or take things to a whole new level by fashioning lingerie — or a sexy dress — out of wrapping paper! This might require some creativity, but you’ll love being the highlight of their day.

7. Christmas Jumpers (Yes, Christmas Jumpers)

If you haven’t already had to whip out your Christmas jumper for an annual office photo or family get together, you should consider it if they turn your partner on. Yes, this really is a thing! Plus, those with a wool fetish may be particularly attracted to festive jumpers this time of year, while some feel attracted to them simply because they get them in the Christmas spirit. Either way, this is an easy kink to satisfy; enjoy some great sex while you and your partner wear your go-to cosies, simple.

8. Chrysophilia

Chrysophilia may be defined as a love for gold and as Christmas is quintessential with this glistening colour, given the Three Wise Men’s gift of gold, it’s not a fetish that’s difficult to satisfy this time of year.

If your partner loves gold, now’s the time to invest in beautiful, gold lingerie, decorate with gold tinsel, treat your partner to gold sex toys, wear gold jewellery, or splurge on gold sheets. Thankfully, this festive colour isn’t difficult to find over the holidays!

9. Elves

Christmas elves are notoriously cheeky and if you like this character, your attraction could even be sexual. Thankfully, there are plenty of sexy elf outfits that’ll tick this box.

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