Camping can be super romantic what with all the nature, snuggling up in your tent by the fire, and looking up at the stars. But a camping trip, especially the first one together, is a big-ass relationship milestone. Can it withstand constant togetherness amid withdrawal from Wi-Fi, decent coffee, and comfort in general?
If you’re willing to put your relationship to that kind of test, these are the positions that’ll make it worth the trek.
Camping Sex PSA: Turn off your lantern first. Even though you can’t see the other campers from your tent, they sure as hell can see you. Don’t give them an X-rated show.
Before you’re done unpacking, line up a couple of rolled-up sleeping bags end to end. Lie on top of them on your back while he climbs on top, bracing himself with his hands and knees on both sides of the sleeping bags. Since you’re elevated, it switches up the angle and allows him some deep, deep thrusts.
THE SILENT SLEEPING BAG SPOON
Zip your bags together and slide inside your cuddly cocoon. Pull the bag tightly around both of you like a swaddle, and move against each other slowly and silently (because you are respectful of your fellow campers, naturally). If you want some more happening up front, rub your hand between your legs or have your partner apply a stealth vibe (like this quiet option). See if you two can have orgasms without making a sound.
THE TANTRIC TENT TRIANGLE
Face each other with your arms around his neck and a leg wrapped around his hips. Have slow, sleepy sex, rocking your hips against him and pulling him deeper with your leg. Let your excitement build and fall — but stop each time either of you is close to an orgasm. Let yourselves fall asleep in each other’s arms. Throughout the night whenever you wake up, press against each other a little before going back to sleep. After this all-nighter of semi-sex, wake up for the sweetest, most explosive orgasm ever.
THE GLOWING EMBERS EMBRACE
Position the entrance to your tent facing your campfire. Open the front tent flaps and lie on your belly so you can turn your head to the left and see the fire. Open your legs slightly so he can slide in from behind. Squeeze your legs together for a super intimate, tight fit and bang slowly while watching the embers die down.
THE AIR BED BOUNCE
Hop on your air bed and curl up in duck-and-cover position, but raising your bum for access. He enters kneeling from behind, hanging onto your back and with his legs wider than normal in case of turbulence. From there, it’s up to the air bed. It’s either gonna throw him off like a bucking bronco or enhance the whole thing with bouncy reverb.