Sometimes you’re just not in the mood to have something inside you. That’s literally all there is to it. For all those times and everything in between, here are five non-penetrative sex positions that will redefine sex for both of you.
1. THE CHEEKY MONKEY
Let him go to town on your (outer) ass with a little almost-butt stuff. Have him lube up his penis and place it between your butt cheeks. For a totally new angle, have him flip around and face your feet. While he thrusts away, you’re free to touch yourself exactly as you please.
2. THE BOOB TUBE
Despite what anyone says, you can work a titty fuck no matter what your size. The key is kneeling between his legs to let gravity give you a mini boob job. Squirt some lube between your breasts, push whatever you’ve got together, and supplement with lubed-up hands. Pop a self-sufficient toy between your legs (try a wearable panty vibe) and watch his face as he experiences the inexplicable male joy of “I am literally fucking boobs!” (If you want to avoid a faceful of aforementioned “joy,” switch to hands or mouth before that moment happens.)
3. THE FRONTAL FONDLE
Mount your mostly clothed partner wearing just a pair of underwear (avoid jeans, because zipper + crotch = ow). Kiss his neck while your breasts are at his eye-level. Enjoy the nipple stimulation he will certainly give you as you rub your crotch along the increasingly hard ridge on the front of his pants.
4. THE STANDING SLIDE
Stand up and bend slightly forward, holding onto something sturdy for support, while pressing your legs together. He stands behind and slides his lubed-up penis between your thighs. Angle yourself so he’s thrusting across your clit. You can easily reach down to rub yourself and (or him, if you’re feeling generous.)
Again, have your partner lube up his junk (are you sensing a theme here?) then get into a modified 69 with him on top, but with his dick nestled in your armpit instead of your mouth. Yep, you read that correctly. You can use your other hand to stroke his balls or his … whatever, this one is already pretty weird. He gets down with your pit while using his mouth or fingers between your legs. Requires some maneuvering, but once everyone’s getting serviced, it’s all good.