There are an overwhelming amount of articles on the interent dedicated to waxing lyrical about the best things about marriage.
Yes, having a lifelong partner can be wonderful. But, as the old cliché goes, nobody is perfect. Not even your spouse. Sometimes least of all your spouse.
However, if like Canadian couple Lindsay Stamhuism and Aidan Hailies you can have some fun with their quirks, then you may be on to a good thing.
Since getting together in 2003, Lindsay has had to deal with Aidan talking in his sleep.
This isn’t just muttering and the odd exclamation. It’s full-on nonsensical conversations – and often with him trying to involve her.
While many of us would have long since banished Aidan to the cold sofa, Lindsay instead texts him transcripts of what he’s been talking about.
Let’s see what Aidan has to say for himself in the wee hours.
1. The joy of being Belgian
Two things stand out about this particular entry. The first is that being Belgian is amazing, and the second is Lindsay is a really good sport.
Not everyone would manage being woken up like this with such good humour.
2. Guy vibes
3. Smash time
We’re sure Aidan is a massive teddy bear but there is something a little a worrying about the phrase ‘smash time’.
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4. A date with Napoleon
5. Cat people
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6. Who’s “Cooper”?
Apart from his man vibes and smash time, at least Aidan’s pillow talk is pretty innocent. We dream of food too!
7. Cheese dreams
Making even less sense than drunk texts, Aidan’s musings go to show not only do our dreams not make a lot of sense, but they also don’t translate.
8. The suspense is killing us
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