In to every relationship there comes a bump in the road . Even in the first flush of young love, when you think you’ll both last forever and nothing can derail what you have with your significant other.
Unfortunately, this is pretty much never the case.
Although today, on A level result’s day, there’s much cause for celebration, many childhood sweethearts will be facing the possibility of imminent separation.
Whether it’s different universities, or one of you going away while the other remains, few young couples will be relishing the idea of a long-distance relationship.
And all that looming uncertainty is bound to make a person paranoid.
“The party will never be more important than me”
Giving in spectacularly to that paranoia was one boyfriend who we only know as ‘Hot Stud Muffin’.
College freshman goes to first party.
When his girlfriend was headed to university, he issued her with a very long text and VERY detailed instructions.
Posted on Imgur , Hot Stud Muffin’s orders mostly revolve around two central rules:
“NO BOYS. NO DRINKING.”
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However he does expand and go into some detail about what he expects from his girlfriend.
If your boyfriend or girlfriend got good A-level results today and is off to uni, cherish this time together – you’ll be dumped by Christmas
— The Guyliner (@theguyliner) August 18, 2016
“I know you will dang it but please be smart. This is really hard for me because I’ve always been a tremendously good person and have never gone to a party.”
Which, to be fair, pulls at our heartstrings.
Then again, Hot Stud Muffin also says, “I don’t know why I allow this but whatever go.
“And you’re calling me tonight and I’m getting every detail.”
We’re not sure who to feel sorrier for.