I know, I know. Another food-related holiday. But as long as there are internet-mandated occasions to celebrate stuffing sugar in your face, there’s no reason to deny the appeal of mixing two things you love: sex and cookies.
Without further ado, here are five chocolate chip cookie-themed sex positions that will make your mouth water.
1. COOKIE BOOBS
If there are two things in this world we can agree are both fantastic, they’re cookies and boobs. Combine them both by getting flat on a table, placing two cookies on your fabulous breasts, and lifting your legs while he enters from a standing position. You get a deeper angle of penetration; he gets to eat cookies off your hot naked bod. Win-win.
2. TEMPTATION ON TOP
Some couples share everything, including cookies, which are best delivered via mouth-to-mouth sex action. Climb aboard your
cookie dispensary partner, but have him place his confection of choice in his mouth and feed you as you get busy.
3. DECADENT DOGGY
I’m sorry, but if this isn’t your idea of a perfect afternoon, I don’t know what is. Have him enter you from behind doggy style, while one of his arms wraps around and feeds you a cookie. You’re crushing it on so many levels right now.
4. THE NAUGHTY NUZZLE
True of cookies and true of sex: the sweeter the better. Place a cookie on each other’s necks, and face each other while lying on your sides. Take turns nibbling bits of dessert off each other while you nuzzle and *~hopefully~* moan.
5. THE KISS AND MAKE UP
You’ve heard of a Champagne toast, but what about a cookie toast? Sit on your partner’s lap facing each other, link arms, and give each other chocolaty treats as well as orgasms. Cheers.