How To Date A Model
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As young boys, we dreamt of one day becoming race car drivers, superheroes and firemen. Now, as fast-driving, crime-fighting, fire-extinguishing adults, most of us still share common goals. One in particular: to date a model.
Models are viewed as society’s elite. They have money, fame, unprecedented access to VIP events and of course, looks that could cause a five-car pileup.
Every man at one stage has fantasised about dating (or more accurately, bedding) one of God’s greatest creations but until now have lacked the insider knowledge required to turn that dream into reality. Today, those secrets are being released to the public, so get out your notepad and take a seat on the proverbial casting couch as AM reveals the Top 5: Ways to Date a Model.
No. 5 – Dabble in Celebrity Blogging
Celebrity bloggers are royalty in the mind of a model. In an era where people get their daily news updates from online gossip websites as much as they do newspapers, online bloggers are amongst the most respected people in the world.
To put it into perspective: if Perez Hilton wasn’t into guys, in the eyes of a model, he’d make David Beckham look like Steve Buscemi.
It doesn’t matter if you host your blog from your lounge room while wearing Superman pyjamas, the fact that you have the ability to make or break a model’s career with a single snide post, will have them beating down your door begging you to “Spam” their ‘Inbox’
No. 4 – Check into Rehab
Every male celebrity who has dated a model worth their salt has spent some time in rehab. Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Robert Downey Jr, Jesse Metcalfe – all share two things in common: they’ve visited a clinic to dry out and they’ve slept with the sexiest women in the world.
Now we’re not suggesting you take up Crystal Meth, but it couldn’t hurt to jump online and find your local treatment centre. While you mightn’t have any addiction issues that need to be immediately addressed, it’s better to be safe than sorry. Liken it to a check up with your GP – except afterwards, you get laid.
No. 3 – Live in Luxury
Models are accustomed to the finer things in life: champagne, clothing and of course, accommodation. The Playboy Mansion itself is one of the primary reasons Hugh Hefner is consistently flanked by centrefolds (the fact Hef’s veins are filled with enough Viagra to kill a baby Rhino is just seen to be a bonus.)
While not all of us can afford to have a tennis court and a seductive spa located in the backyard, there are ways to portray the illusion of wealth.
If during the course of your meeting you’ve provided enough of the aforementioned, expensive champagne, a kiddie pool should do the trick.
Find out the what the #1 best way to date a model is, next…