What Her Halloween Costume Tells You
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Halloween is on a Saturday this year, so there won’t be a shortage of parties all weekend long. And with parties come inevitable opportunities to meet women. In fact, a Halloween party is an ideal time to meet a slew of available women. Check out this costume decoder to help you quickly hone in on the kind of lady you want to meet.
The Halloween slut
Any Y-chromosome-bearing individual shouldn’t need help spotting the Halloween slut, but on the off chance some of you don’t get out much, just look for a short skirt and thigh-high stockings. Don’t even contemplate the potential for something meaningful with this one; however, if your intention is just a one-nighter, she’s the perfect sort for you. Odds are, she’s looking for the same thing. The odds are so good, in fact, you might not even need to buy her breakfast come November 1.
The Disney character
To fit in this category, this princess must be the nonslutty variety. This chick is sure to be sweet, but possibly a little shy. Don’t count on her making the first move, even if you are doing your best imitation of a firefighter calendar cover. You’ll do better if you attempt to sweep her off her feet. After all, she may be looking for her happily ever after and you could be her Prince Charming.
Any woman in a gory costume is qualified to fit into this category. Don’t overlook her. This girl has real potential. She’s clearly confident and fun (she went ahead and uglied herself up for the party, all in the name of getting in to the spirit of things). Don’t automatically assume she’s a tomboy either. If she did all that and still looks pretty damn good, then you can bet she looks smokin’ in her everyday clothing.
Read on for more of what her Halloween costume says about her…