All the warning signs are there. Your gorgeous girlfriend has started peering into Mothercare’s window, she makes an adoring sigh whenever she sees a woman with a bump and she looks at you intently if a baby makes a supposedly cute noise and dribbles all over itself. Yep…she’s become broody.
There are ways of delaying the inevitable though and here’s one way — scare it out of her — not literally though. To celebrate the release of Orphan, released on DVD and Blu-Ray this week, AskMen takes a look at the best — or the worst in this case — of scary performances from young children in films that would make ideal viewing to deal with the “Oh, I want one”, brigade.