Jesse James was one of the luckiest men in the world. He worked on motorcycles for a living, made more money than we can imagine and he had Sandra Bullock (and her body) at his disposal. Two of those things won’t change after news broke that he was sleeping around — the motorcycles and money will still be there, but all roads point to him getting ditched. Some, however, would rather have Bullock over said cash and toys.
Now we wonder: Why would any man in his right mind cheat on Sandra Bullock? If you had a reasonable answer to that question (not possible), our follow-up would be: Why would you cheat on Sandra Bullock with a chick that has a tattoo on her face and a nickname of “Bombshell”? She’s, in a one-word summary, “trashy.” Jesse James and Bullock never seemed like a good fit (tattoos and motorcycles versus housewife princess type). But Michelle “Bombshell” McGee still seems a little below Jesse James. Why would he go for her? Why do men seem like to hook up with trashy girls?
They will do anything
Most “trashy” girls are as edgy as they look. In Michelle McGee’s case, she has tattoos all over her body — even on her face. This is good for two reasons. Either she doesn’t care what people think about her, or she is one that strives for acceptance. If she doesn’t care, then she’s free for anything as long as it satisfies her needs. Opposite to that, if the tattoos are a way of fitting in, then she will look for acceptance from men (you) too. Now, what’s the one thing that satisfies every man on earth?
Easier to lure in
We don’t want the girl that is going to make us buy five drinks before we make any progress. We don’t have the patience or money for that.
Life is a gamble. Get in a car, and there’s a chance you’ll get in a wreck. Hop online, and a virus may fry your files. We buy safer cars and virus protection software to push the odds in our favour. Humans are always looking for the safest way. The trashy chicks are the “safe” way out in most cases, as ironic as it sounds. We have less of a chance of being turned down, and it doesn’t take weeks or months to reach our goal(s).
Men talk. We love to share war stories about things that make us seem like the alpha male. What’s better to impress friends than having a girl that will do just about anything you ask? The trashy babe comes over whenever you call and does stuff in the bedroom we only see on websites that require and 18-and-up age check. We feel like we’re in control. Women have their “gossip,” but men have their egos.
Satisfies our “wild” side
Men don’t like to be tamed (insert Tiger Woods joke here). The trashy chick symbolizes the life we used to have or the one we always wanted. People get married or locked up in a relationship early on in life, so they never get a chance to fully spread their wings. It’s like a kid going to Disneyland — something you’ve always imagined to be real becoming real.
is it really worth it?
Trashy women, in a sense, satisfy some of many human urges. Emotions can beat out these physical aspects. When they don’t, we find men with girls that were the easiest to bring in — girls a couple tiers lower than them in the public eye. Think about Tiger Woods and his porn stars, Hugh Grant and his indescretion, Jesse James and his face-tattooed inker and Charlie Sheen and well, any number of women. In closing, we ask you this: Why drop to that level when we have so much to lose: families, smoking hot wives and, most importantly in today’s age, society’s perception of your character? Is it a chance worth taking?