This is probably the most cringey one. Dunno what I was thinking but given it was sent at 11:46pm, I was probably pissed.
Sarah: I don’t get why this is bad, unless it’s code. Or she didn’t actually put anything about gravy and her Mam. Then you’d sound like a negging murderer. You’ve demonstrated that you’ve read her profile and you’re paying a compliment that isn’t about her face or tits, which are all good things.
Steph: This is very good. You’ve said that she’s made you laugh, rather than focused on her appearance as a lot of men tend to do and the fact that you’ve already shown that you can have a laff before you’ve met is promising.
Nat: ‘Well done’! I properly laughed out loud when I saw that. Oh wait you were being serious… ahem, moving on …as I’m sure she did.
Maria: It’s kind of sweet. Mainly because I like gravy. Plus the thumbs up emoji is nice and PC.
Alex: You should have just sent her a picture of yourself counting money covered in gravy, saying, “What do you think of that shit, Sheila?” I would have replied.