Adam And Eves – Guide To The Kama Sutra
Intoning the words Kama Sutra in the title has long been a pornographer’s ploy, dating back to the soft-core 1960s when I had the pleasure of sitting at a drive-in and watching the lovely Indian actress Persis Khambatta cavort in the nude in a German film, prior to her fleeting fame in the first Star Trek movie.
This instructional video from Adam & Eve enlists 10 porno players to carefully enact specific positions detailed in that venerable tome for an utterly dull 73 minutes. Sexologist Dr. Kai Van Kirk intones a very few words of wisdom, and to make up for the low running time the DVD includes a bonus of additional 23 minutes of the same cast performing oral sex positions.
My favorite performer here is April O’Neil, managing to be sexy in the “clinical” circumstances as she tastefully receives the dick of Giovanni Francesco. Other couples go through the motions disinterestedly, including the black-on-black team of Misty Stone and Tyler Knight.
Result is a deadly combination: no story/characters and utterly mechanical sex acts.