One in five women think their man is high maintenance so we find out why!
Have a strop/fit when they don’t get their own way- It’s childish and we all do it but we don’t expect it from a grown man. Our equivalent I guess is to cry!
Spend a lot of time on their looks/appearance- If he is worried about being prettier than you it might be time to call it a day- we have enough confidence flatteners without that being compared to our girlfriends and our partners!
Always worrying about how they look- People don’t care as much as you think they do- for they too have lives and are not going to freak out if they see a stray nose hair!
Refuses to use public transport- For it is always crammed and smelly- if your car breaks you will just have to suck it up!
Won’t step outside the house without their hair styled- The neighbours might talk- of course they will!
Need their home to be spotless- Your drinks are emptied in the sink before you have finished them and your just opened post has been filed away before you have had a chance to see how much debt you are in on your credit card. (maybe that’s not so bad!)
Constantly looking at themselves in a mirror- No your appearance has not changed in the last fifteen minutes!
Not liking to get dirty- So no holidays in the countryside or any alfresco bonking then.
Will only stay in 4 or 5* hotels- So a surprise weekend away bankrupts you until next pay day or at the very least empties your savings all because he wants a heated towel rail and an espresso machine.
Will only drink bottled water- Which is tap water in a fancy glass!
Changes outfits several times a day- For who? Me? I go from work clothes to pjs- so really not bothered!
Need to have a present bought for them at least once a week- Or you are the worst girlfriend in the world? What happened to sex being a good enough gift?
Constantly pouting- You start to think his face won’t ever go back to normal.
Will only drink fine wine- So a cheap and cheerful night out on the lash has now turned into a pretentious wine club. Members- 2- you and me- because none of our friends can afford it. Scratch that- neither can we!