7 Ways to Get Stuffed (in the Bedroom!) This Thanksgiving
THE PULL-OUT COUCH
Lie on your back with both of your legs up over your partners shoulders while he penetrates you missionary style. Try to avoid that bar that always digs into your back.
THE TRYPTOPHAN OVERDOSE
This is lazy missionary sex in which you try to finish before you both fall asleep; just lie on top of each other and only use your hips. Surprisingly challenging!
HIDE THE GIBLETS
Give him a hand job while sucking on his testicles. It’s almost better than a blow job. Almost.
STUFF THE TURKEY
Form a fist, get out the lube, and fist your partner (or have them fist you). Much like Thanksgiving dinner, this is intense so take it slow.
THE GRAVY BOWL
Lie on your sides in a 69 position and perform oral sex on each other. Keep the leftover gravy in the middle for sustenance. You’ll never get enough (of either the gravy or the sex).
THE PORK ROAST
Lie on the edge of the bed and have him kneel between your legs to perform oral sex, but have him come up every once in a while to tell a joke to keep things light. Example: “This vagina’s so wet,” (how wet is it?), “it’s so wet Michael Phelps just won his 19th gold medal on it.” Ba-dum-CH!
THE MASTERBASTER
Lie on your back with your legs in the air while he manually pleasures you. Consider this dessert.
