Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

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Your sexoscope for the week of November 8 to November 15:

Aries

What’s happening: The Moon is in your sign tonight, and the Sun connects with dreamy Neptune. On Tuesday, fiery Mars and lucky Jupiter link together.

What it means: You’re feeling bolder than usual, so hitting up the closest hottie and getting laid is a total breeze—just watch out for catching major feels. Neptune’s influence on this weekend’s astro-weather means there are deep, intimate connections happening. Luckily, there’s more action happening on Tuesday, without all of the emotional dramz.

Taurus

What’s happening: Tonight, the Sun connects with structured Saturn and mystical Neptune. On Saturday, Mercury and Pluto hook up.

What it means: Even if you’re a lil moody, tonight’s astro-forecast predicts there’s a magical connection happening between you and your boo. If you’re in the talking phase with someone, you’re sharing an intimate moment that leaves a lasting impression, and if you weren’t sure if you wanted to take it to the next step with them, this weekend is giving you the little push you need to make that choice.

Gemini

What’s happening: There’s an Aries Moon for most of the weekend, and on Tuesday, hot-and-bothered Mars teams up with Jupiter, planet of abundance.

What it means: This is the perfect weekend for going HAM with your squad and taking someone sexy home with you. You’re sooo not about getting attached, but the instant connection you’re feeling with your hookup makes you totally enamored—that, or the sex is so good that you need to see them again, ASAP. Tuesday’s the perf day to get it on. Your libido’s running high, you’re feeling extra extroverted, and you have the stamina to bang your boo again and again and again!

Cancer

What’s happening: The Sun connects with serious Saturn and dreamy Neptune tonight. Mercury Retrograde teams up with transformative Pluto on Saturday and joins forces with the Sun on Monday. On Wednesday, the Sun and Pluto link up, while Mercury harmonizes with Saturn and Neptune. Phew!

What it means: K, so, there’s a-freaking-lot changing in your love life right now, but in a constructive way. This weekend, expect deep connections, passionate sex, and hella romance—things with your boo are running smoothly, and if you’re hooking up with someone new, expect to catch feels immediately. Even though it’s still Mercury Retrograde, you’re definitely strengthening your relationship (or starting a new one) this week. Saturn, the planet of structure, and Pluto, planet of intensity, are laying the foundation for great new things in your love life, so get ready for the relationship upgrade of a lifetime!

Leo

What’s happening: The Moon’s in Aries tonight, and moves into Taurus on Sunday. On Tuesday, fiery Mars and Jupiter, planet of luck, team up.

What it means: Sorry, Leo, but this weekend and most of next week are all about work, work, work. Wah wah. Tuesday’s great for your sex life, though! Try a little dirty talk, or slide into your crush’s DMs, because making new connections or growing closer are totally supported by the stars right now.

Virgo

What’s happening: Tonight, there’s a sexy Aries Moon, and the Sun connects with structural Saturn and Neptune, planet of dreams. On Saturday, Mercury and Pluto, planet of transformation, link up, and on Wednesday, Mercury harmonizes with Neptune.

What it means: If there was ever a time for romance and lovemaking (yes, lovemaking, not just hooking up) it’s right now, Virgo. Life in the bedroom is hotter than usual, and you’re deeeeep in your feels, which means that even a quick fling leaves a deep impression on you this weekend. This isn’t a sexy week–it’s an emotional, soulful, and sensual one, so don’t get in bed with someone unless you want them to be on your mind (and in your heart) for a long time afterwards.

Libra

What’s happening: The Moon is in Aries until Sunday, and on Tuesday, Mars in your sign teams up with Jupiter, planet of growth.

What it means: You’re totally looking for someone hot to pass the time with this weekend. Mars in your sign makes you feel pretty GD horny, and the Aries Moon makes you want to connect with someone (in or out of the bedroom) even more than usual. If there are any important convos or big questions you need to bring up to your boo, Tuesday’s the best time. Mars’ and lucky Jupiter’s influence is perf for feeling confident and getting your point across—just don’t come on too strong, and remember to listen to what the other person has to say.

Scorpio

What’s happening: Tonight, the Sun and dreamy Neptune harmonize. The Moon enters Taurus on Sunday, and on Wednesday, the Mercury connects with Neptune.

What it means: Romance is a huge theme of the next week, and you’re feeling a need to connect deeply with someone special. Birthday sex is out of this world right now, because Neptune’s influence is emphasizing emotional intimacy along with sensual, physical intimacy. If you’re trying to get to know your crush better, invite them to your birthday shindig—you’re not guaranteed to take them back home afterwards, but you’re totally leaving a lasting impression on them!

Sagittarius

What’s happening: There’s a fiery Aries Moon tonight! The Moon is in Taurus from Sunday until it moves into Gemini on Wednesday.

What it means: You have the best chances of getting laid tonight and Saturday, thanks to the Aries Moon lighting up your chart’s zone of love/sex and firing up your libido. Even though you’re feeling ultra hot-and-bothered, don’t count on getting lucky, though—most of the astro-weather right now is keeping you locked up at home or stuck at work. If you have to satisfy your urges solo (which, BTW, you probs will), don’t worry, Sag—your season is right around the corner.

Capricorn

What’s happening: Tonight, the Moon’s in Aries, and the Sun connects with Saturn in your sign and dreamy Neptune. The Moon enters Taurus on Sunday, and on Thursday, Venus and Neptune square off.

What it means: You’re not really feeling like going out this weekend, but your phone’s still blowing up! Your squad wants to party, your DMs are full of cuties trying to invite you over, but you’re so not in the mood. Luckily, the Taurus Moon starting Sunday helps you feel energized, so you’re able to hit up all of the hotties you ghosted over the weekend and have a little fun! FYI: Thursday’s a little dreary for your love life—you might be the one getting ghosted, or your ex might make a surprise reappearance and start drama.

Aquarius

What’s happening: Nothing major until action-packed Mars and Jupiter connect on Tuesday. The mood lightens up once the Moon enters Gemini on Wednesday.

What it means: Sorry, Aquarius, but even though there are hotties on standby ready to link up with you, chasing your bag is your focus right now. Tuesday’s astro is better, and you have the time and energy to get through work so you can hit up your boo for some fun, and little mid-week action comes your way with the Gemini Moon on Wednesday, too!

Pisces

What’s happening: Tonight, the Sun in Scorpio harmonizes with dreamy Neptune in your sign, and on Wednesday, Mercury does the same.

What it means: What do you want out of your love life? What new things (or people) do you want to take for a whirl in the bedroom? Neptune’s influence this week gives you the charm and magnetism to speak your mind and make these wishes come true, because your desires sound just as appealing to your partner as they do to you!

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Source: Cosmopolitan

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