Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

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Find out what’s in store for your love life this week!

Your Sex Horoscope for the WeekendYour Sexoscope for the week of March 15–March 22:

AriesYour Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

If you’re single AF:

Friday night is quiet since your usual going out plans don’t go as expected (thanks, Mercury Retrograde). Saturday is much better, however, thanks to a flirty and playful Leo moon! Looking for fun? The surprise re-appearance of an ex-flame could be your ticket—just don’t expect a lasting relationship to come out of it. Your zodiacal season starts on Wednesday, btw—happy early birthday!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Think back to the end of February—an issue that put your situationship under pressure likely happened around then, and this weekend asks you to revisit the issue and question if you and your playmate are interested in the same end result to this fling. Your season starts Wednesday, at the same time as the Libra full moon. This means it’s time to make a decision; do you stay or go?

If you’ve been together forever:

Friday night is calm and easygoing and sets the perfect mood to Netflix and chill with your partner, and Saturday’s Leo moon cranks up your libido and romantic side. Aries season technically starts on Wednesday, but you can celebrate early this weekend! Venus and Mars clash at the end of the week. It creates explosive chemistry that can manifest in one of two extreme ways—fighting or f*cking. Choose wisely!

TaurusYour Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

If you’re single AF:

You’re the slow and steady type, but you charge straight into a hookup when you encounter a total dreamboat Friday night! It’s still Mercury Retrograde so relationships started now rarely last long, but that shouldn’t stop you from having a good time! It ain’t love, but at least you can end Pisces season with a bang!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

You’re a routine-loving fixed sign, so flings aren’t your thing. The idea of going steady is like an aphrodisiac to you, but what about your playmate? Mercury Retrogradesuggests miscommunications around intimacy and commitment on Friday night, which could put a damper on your weekend plans. You’re not breaking up, but rather having a breakthrough about this person—are they worth your time, or nah?

If you’ve been together forever:

Mercury Retrograde is stirring up arguments with your partner about intimacy and finances, aka where your romantic and materialistic sign is most sensitive. Last time this happened, you saw red and freaked. Take a breath and prevent history from repeating itself. If shit hits the fan, this heavy astrology brings a more sexy and fun vibe at the end of the week, so at least you can look forward to great make-up sex.

GeminiYour Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

If you’re single AF:

This Friday, your chatty levels are off the charts and you’re talking up a storm with everyone you meet. This can be great for hookups, or you could end up gabbing the night away instead of actually boning. You’ve had no time for dating all Pisces season, but on Wednesday, Aries season begins, bringing you a month of socializing and new connections!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Your most recent plaything’s preoccupation over putting a title on your situationship has been a theme of this Mercury Retrograde, and this weekend pushes you to address the issue head on. You, being the chatterbox you are, take the entire weekend to talk things out and make a decision. No matter what you decide, Venus in Aquarius promises excitement and action in your love/sex life for the rest of the week!

If you’ve been together forever:

Friday’s perfect for a night of slow, sensual sex and snuggling, thanks to the intimate and cozy Cancer moon. Mercury Retrograde is notorious for causing lovers’ quarrels, and this weekend’s astrology is a throwback to your last big fight (around the end of February) so you can resolve things for good. Aries season starts on Wednesday, meaning you can welcome in month of feeling stress-free and social!

CancerYour Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

If you’re single AF:

The moon in your sign on Friday is helping you connect with new faces and potential hookups. On Saturday, the moon enters fiery Leo, and you feel hot-and-bothered, on the prowl, and ready for action—wait, is that your ex? Mercury Retrograde is known to bring old lovers from the past back into your life, so don’t get caught off guard if it happens to you!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

While you and your playmate hang out this weekend, you’re seeing sparks. You’re lighting a fire in the bedroom, but the romantic and emotional side of your situationship heats up, too. Recent blockages in your love life come from your high standards, and this weekend you find that your partner is taking this fling equally as seriously!

If you’ve been together forever:

A few weeks ago was a conversation with your partner about taking things to the next level, but your partner hasn’t fully been on the same page. That topic gets revisited this weekend, giving you the chance to clarify your thoughts. The conversation ends with you both in agreement, and Venus in your chart’s intimacy zone promises an active sex life all week long so you can celebrate!

LeoYour Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

If you’re single AF:

Your grouchy mood on Friday promises to push away the hotties, so stay in and relax, so you can tackle the rest of the weekend head-on! Venus in Aquarius brings general good luck to your love life, but if you have no luck finding your next hookup, buying yourself a new toy and flying solo can bring an equally (if not more) pleasurable experience this week! You could learn something new about yourself, too!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Mercury Retrograde in Pisces has been giving you anxiety about intimacy and commitment. There’s a halt with any action in the bedroom this week, but the Virgo moon inspires you to be straight-forward and start the “what are we?” conversation. Adventurous Aries season starts Wednesday, suggesting that you’re trying something new—do you start a relationship, or are you freshly single?

If you’ve been together forever:

Your lover is used to your fiery attitude by now, but shit—it still gets annoying, especially during Mercury Retrograde! Friday’s grouchy mood can set off a bad argument if you aren’t careful. Lovely Venus and action-packed Mars clash at the end of the week, meaning that any fights that happen are especially bad. It can also inspire incendiary chemistry and lead to amazing sex, if you keep the arguing to a zero!

VirgoYour Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

If you’re single AF:

Your horoscope all but promises running into your next big crush on Friday. The lonely Leo moon on Saturday and Sunday isn’t great for meeting new connections, so make sure you get their number ASAP before then! You catch serious feels and can’t stop talking to this new face all week—plus, Aries season starts Wednesday, activating your chart’s intimacy sector for a whole month! Go get ‘em, Virgo!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

You usually (almost creepily) obsess over your latest crush or last hookup and want nothing more than a serious relationship, but this Mercury Retrograde is making it hard for you to commit. When the week starts after a lonely weekend, your playmate is hitting you up non-stop. Be direct with how you want the relationship to go—the retrograde is almost over, so any miscommunications should clear themselves up around now.

If you’ve been together forever:

There’s been a strain on your love life thanks to Mercury Retrograde, but at least it’s almost over! This weekend, you insist on alone time to think over things—make sure to do it without hurting your partner’s feelings. Things might feel a little stale (especially in the bedroom) so you can relieve this tension by trying a new place for date night or a new sex position.

LibraYour Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

If you’re single AF:

All weekend you feel playful and flirtatious, so you’re making tons of connections and getting heart eyes from everyone. Venus in kinky Aquarius means you’re able to try out tons of different types of people, if you’re in the mood, that is! Aries season starts Wednesday, activating the relationships zone of your chart and dragging out this hot action for a month!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Your indecisive nature has made your situationship feel tense lately. Do you want to make it an actual relationship, or just keep hooking up? On one hand, it’s Mercury Retrograde and your life is complicated enough right now, but also, you, like, really like this person! Well? Make up your mind and expect to have “the talk” before Aries season starts on Wednesday.

If you’ve been together forever:

Saturday’s Leo moon is perfect for going out and having a great time together with friends! You needed this—Mercury Retrograde has kept you working 24/7—and once you head home after such a fun night, expect an especially erotic evening together. The retrograde ain’t over yet, but Aries season starting on Wednesday suggests an entire month with more one-on-one time with your partner. Yay!

Scorpio

Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

If you’re single AF:

Friday’s Cancer moon finds you in a gung-ho attitude, eager for action, and you head out as soon as the clubs open. You’re feeling especially confident this weekend, which helps you seduce and dig your claws into whoever you like! Mars is charging up your libido and it interacts with still-retrograde Mercury, meaning that the person that you take home could be your ex!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

You’re the most sexual sign, so FWB situations are no stranger to you, but you’re also a water sign, meaning you’re absolutely filled with intense emotions! Catching feels complicates flirtationships like this, but you’re really into this one. Instead of hiding in your shell, open up and be honest with your partner and yourself. Who knows—they might want to take things more seriously, too!

If you’ve been together forever:

Mercury Retrograde has been stirring up trouble in your love/sex life, but this weekend wants to make it all better! Plan a getaway, like an Airbnb close to the beach or a little day trip together. You and your partner need to get away from the day-to-day stress, and this is your chance to relax. Issues that arose (or failed to rise) in the bedroom this past few weeks are clearing up now, too.

Sagittarius

Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

If you’re single AF:

If you’re on the prowl Friday night, don’t expect a hookup to stay casual—the emotional Cancer moon might make you catch serious feels! Honestly though, is a little puppy love that bad? You can’t stop thinking about your new crush all week, and come Aries season on Wednesday, your love/sex life is the only thing on your mind!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

You’re a flashy fire sign, which is why you’re so intense with everything (and everyone) you do! The Cancer moon on Friday is making your roaring sex drive more eager for action than usual, so your FWB is in for an especially toe-curling treat! On Wednesday, Aries season starts, and the fellow fire sign’s vibes fan the flames of your libido even more for a whole month!

If you’ve been together forever:

Sex, like most areas of life, is a game for your sign. If you’re not laughing and playing with it, you’re not having fun! Life has been stressful with Mercury Retrograde, but Aries season starting Wednesday combats any relationship drama by activating the area of your chart linked to romance, sex, and fun for a month! Any tension with your partner is unwinding now, helping you forgive and forget.

Capricorn

Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

If you’re single AF:

Single people are in luck this weekend, because Friday’s astrology indicates major new connections! This is especially true for your sign, so if you’ve been looking for love, it may be closer than you think. Sex and romance are both sensitive spots for you, but this week you’re ready for action—a hookup, a first date, or just asking your crush for their number. Once you get the ball rolling, hold on tight, because things progress fast!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

You don’t entertain situationships often–you’re very cut-and-dry with relationships and need clear boundaries. What’s up with this fling? Are you unsure of what you want, or is the other person playing games? You’re both uncertain, but this week somebody has to speak up! Whatever happens, happens, but as long as you’re honest with your feelings, things will be fine!

If you’ve been together forever:

Thinking about moving in together? What about marriage? You’re on the right track, and this week’s astrology pushes you in the right direction, closer to your goals. Mercury Retrograde is ending soon, and any communication issues are clearing up this week. This clarity and relief is mirrored in the bedroom, too—Mars in Taurus is super-charging your libido and passion, and sex with your partner just gets better and better all week long!

Aquarius

Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

If you’re single AF:

Friday night is a drag, and you’re busy working or running errands…gross. Luckily, the rest of the weekend is yours to flirt, mingle, and play! Venus is in your sign, so finding sex or romance is a breeze, and come Wednesday, expect the Tinder matches to come pouring in as feisty Aries season starts!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Saturday’s Leo moon feels hot and bothered, and helps you and your partner connect better, in or out of bed. Romance is hard for you, but the intimacy surrounding Monday’s Virgo moon suggests that you’re interested in something more!Bring it up and see where it takes you—likely in a positive direction, since the most upbeat month of the year starts on Wednesday with Aries season!

If you’ve been together forever:

Saturday’s Leo moon is perfect for your love life. It inspires romance and helps you connect on a deeper level with your partner. However, Mercury Retrograde is still around, plus Venus and Mars, the relationship planets, clash hard this week! A teeny problem can become a massive fight if you let it, so channel this weekend’s lovely Leo moon as much as you can! That way, the explosive energy can be pounded out in the bedroom instead!

Pisces

Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

If you’re single AF:

Friday night’s Cancer moon vibes with you perfectly, and your charisma, confidence, and charm shines brighter than ever! You’re crazy emotional and get a crush on practically everyone you meet, but a heartthrob catches your eye this weekend and you can’t get them out of your mind! Making a point to get to know this new face can lead to a first date or birthday sex later in the week, so make sure you get their number!

If you’re hooking up but haven’t DTR yet:

Pisces season is all about putting yourself out there, feeling confident, and starting new things. Although Mercury Retrograde in your sign has been straining this flirtationship, if you think it’s time to take it to the next step, this week is yours to do it! Friday night’s date or hookup goes swimmingly, Monday’s Virgo moon indicates tons of time to be with your playmate, and Wednesday’s romantic Libra moon is the perfect moment to pop the what-are-we question!

If you’ve been together forever:

Your schedule is all booked up this weekend, but Friday’s fun and flirty astrology promises the chance for some A+ birthday sex! Mercury Retrograde’s slip-ups and miscommunications have been straining your relationship, but you’re allowed the opportunity to revisit any misunderstandings and set the record straight this week. Even if you and your partner still end up disagreeing, all you have to do is say “I’m sorry” to clear up the drama.

Source: Cosmopolitan