Women share the WORST things ever said to them during sex

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Women share the WORST things ever said to them during sex

PILLOW TALK: The language of love completely flopped in these awkward instances

Unfortunately for these , they were completely turned off when their partners blurted out some rather comments.

Thankfully, they’re finding a way to laugh about it by sharing the most bizarre things their lovers have said in the sack.

From idiotic comments to awkward realisations, are the top 10 confessions, as seen on Mumsnet:

1. “Can we put Match of The Day on?”

2. “The baby’s been staring at us for five minutes!”

3. “FFS. The dog’s licking my a***.”

4. “I’ve changed my mind, I don’t think I should be with you.”

5. “Is it bin day today?”

6. “S***, you made me miss Robot Wars!”

7. “Why don’t you get your nipples pieced like (ex-’s name)?”

8. “Why aren’t you screaming yet?”

9. “Do that again, my wife doesn’t do that!”

10. “I’m a tiger. GRRR.”

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As you can probably imagine, the Mumsnet thread has left everyone in stitches.

One poster wrote: “Some of these are absolutely hilarious.”

Another commented with the cry laughing emoji, remarking: “This is the best… I’m drinking my tears.”

A third added: “Oh my god I am howling!”

It’s not the first time that women have opened up about their preferences online.

In December, anonymous posters revealed the kinky moves they wished would stop doing.

Weeks later, ladies revealed what they first thought when they saw their partners for the first time.

Source: dailystar.co.uk