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It may only be early November, but if you’re in the market for advent calendars, you know you gotta do that research now. How else will you have a sex game plan set for December 1st? As you might know, Lovehoney’s annual advent calendar is always a hit, because it’s loaded with sex toys to make the whole month fun. But there are way more sexy advent calendars available if you want to complement your month-long mini gift fix.
Here are seven of the best sex toy (and sex-adjacent) advent calendars we could find, whether you want 10, 12, 24, or 31 days of gifting—and receiving—orgasms:
1. Lovehoney’s Best Sex of Your Life Kit
This is the big kahuna of sex toy advent calendars. You get $280 worth of playthings for $130 (that’s like five bucks a toy, folks!), and it’s good for 24 days. Included in this kit that’s extra enticing: A $80 We-Vibe couples toy that can be worn during intercourse.
2. Fifty Shades Countdown Calendar
This 24-day advent calendar is slightly more expensive, but you also get heftier toys too, like a rechargeable Rabbit vibrator, and other expensive options. At $260, the selection included comes out to around 10 bucks a toy, which is well worth it when you consider that the Fifty Shades Rabbit vibe alone is usually $80.
3. Lovehoney’s 12 Nights of Seduction Calendar
This lingerie advent calendar, while technically not a daily countdown complete with sex toys, still deserves mention. You get twelve lingerie outfits for $110, which is like nine bucks an outfit. That’s a pretty sweet deal, don’tcha think? This kit is one-size-fits-all, and there’s also a plus size version here.
4. Fifty Shades 10-Day Countdown Kit
If you dig the cohesion of the 24-day Fifty Shades kit, but don’t wanna commit to that many days or spend that much coin, this 10-day version is a good alternative. With 10 toys for $90, each toy clocks in at around nine bucks each. You also get some exclusive products that you can’t buy separately, like the kinky AF feather duster.
5. We-Vibe Discover Kit
This is the best bang for your buck, period. At ten toys for $170, each toy is around $17, which is INSANE, considering you get a We-Vibe Tango (normally $80), a Womanizer Starlet (normally $80), and a We-Vibe couples toy (normally $80), among others.These toys are also all individually wrapped, which is ideal if you’re traveling over the holidays (you’re not gonna wanna bring a big box like #1 with you for a weekend trip, tyvm).
6. Ella Paradis Better Love Advent Calendar
This option includes brand-name toys like Fun Factory and Bijoux Indiscrets. Plus, unlike anything else on this list, it also has a booklet of thought-starters and sexy jumping off points that you and your partner can use to put your new gifts to fun use.
7. Tingletouch Romantic Advent Calendar
If you’re looking for a less sex toy-oriented—but still sexy—advent calendar, this Tingletouch Romantic Calendar features a month of hot prompts for you and your partner to follow. Better yet, with three different choices of prompts per day, you two won’t be bullied into doing anything you don’t wanna do. Options!
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