I Had Sex With 4 Different Pieces of Sex Furniture

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I Had Sex With 4 Different Pieces of Sex Furniture
A nondescript brown box hovered above the welcome mat outside my apartment, postmarked with a warehouse address. As I used my keys to tear open the industrial-strength masking tape, I already knew what was inside the box: a (and spring-loaded) dildo rocking chair, similar to the one that George Clooney cavalierly shows Frances McDormand in the movie Burn After Reading.Unlike Clooney’s, my rocking chair didn’t take up the real estate of an entire room. But as I watched the very purple head of the dildo bob up and down, appearing above the seat with every up-swing, it definitely kept my attention.I ordered the dildo rocking chair to conduct an experiment with sex furniture, a relatively amorphous term that’s basically used to describe any large contraption that you fuck. (An added benefit: it can help you burn a bunch of calories.) Examples include a swing, a harness, a chair, or , if you have deep pockets, a full-blown machine. Depending on the item, you can use sex furniture with a partner or solo, and they’re for men and alike.

“Creative use of a swing or positioning furniture are springboards to new erotic heights. In some ways, incorporating these unique toys into your living space is a physical manifestation of the important and central role that sex plays in our lives,” says Magnus Sullivan, a former sex toy retailer and author of Better Than The Hand, a book about male .

I was curious about a few things: were such items worth purchasing? Were they actually better at getting you off than, say, a standard vibrator? And how does one justify making space for such obtrusive home/sex décor? I hopped on, straddled, and swung in these contraptions for one month to find out.

I Had Sex With 4 Different Pieces of Sex Furniture

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1. THE LIBERATOR BONBON SEX TOY MOUNT

A cushion-type product with little give and the capacity to hold all of your body weight, the BonBon is basically a souped-up pillow with an added compartment to hold a user’s choice dildo in place. The Liberator BonBon allowed me to straddle a hip-wide padded dome with an inserted VixSkin dildo while propping a vibrator between my legs.

I got to say, I was into this piece. It perfectly blended into the background of my bedroom, doubling as a killer back rest while I was working on my computer. Plus, the slip-off cover was easily washable for those of you (like me) who use a bunch of lube during masturbation. And for partner sex, the arched shape allows for a wide range of mobility and control during penetration.

If you don’t have a partner at the moment, Liberator Sex Toy Mounts allow men to have hands-free sex with masturbation sleeves like Fleshlights. It can also double as a training tool:“Men can really learn to pace themselves,” says Liberator’s marketing and PR manager Angela Lieben. (As a reminder, here’s our guide for how to last longer in bed.)

(Buy it here, $70)

I Had Sex With 4 Different Pieces of Sex Furniture

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2. THE SHOCK ROCKER

The Shock Rocker is a low stool that thrusts into you as you rock back and forth. It looks a bit like if Guy Fieri metamorphosed into a sex toy, but it’s worth it to have a product that responds to your movements. While I’ve been in plenty of acrobatic sex positions, I had never gotten off while I was upright before using the Shock Rocker. Honestly, it was a bit disconcerting; I had to lock my body upward to prevent myself from falling forward. But boy, was it a workout. You want a core strength exercise? This is it. Guys, get this for your partner so they can get receive a little extra while giving you oral sex, or you can use it on yourself during masturbation.

(Buy it here, $349.99)

I Had Sex With 4 Different Pieces of Sex Furniture

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3. THE SCREAMER DUAL HOOK SEX SWING

Think of this as one of those hanging egg chairs you see on Instagram that you’d never put inside your own apartment, but secretly love sitting in when they’re in someone else’s home. The Screamer Dual Hook sex swing is a hanging chair that holds your body weight far off the ground for maximum sexual potential. It has two mounting hooks for added security and it has removable wide straps, so it’s designed for multiple positions and body types.

I wasn’t fully into how exposed my bits were while swinging high off the ground in a mid-orgasmic state, but I can see the value of this piece: having your weight off the ground while you’re having sex adds a different level of excitement, and it was a lot easier for me to access new parts of my body that I normally don’t pay attention to. Ever slap your own butt as you’re having an orgasm? Yeah, this piece allows for that.

(Buy it here, $185.00)

I Had Sex With 4 Different Pieces of Sex Furniture

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4. THE SYBIAN

This is not exactly akin to any couch or chair, but it definitely deserves to be placed in a sex furniture roundup. The Sybian is a D-shaped dome with a dildo attachment at its high point and a remote that adjusts the toy’s . (You’ve probably seen it on theHoward Stern Show.) The Sybian totally changed the way I thought about masturbation. Once I found my setting, I left it there and rode the wave until I found myself clutching my breasts and gasping for air. I didn’t have to grip a vibrator or hold onto the mount while being penetrated: all I had to do was focus on myself.

Luckily, the Sybian isn’t just for ladies. “If you have a Fleshlight in a toy mount, for instance, you can focus on the feeling of thrusting or penetrating, rather than using your hands for stroking,” says Victor Tobar, the national buying and merchandising manager at The Pleasure Chest. Plus, the Sybian’s vibrations could work wonders on the head and shaft of your penis. You can also use the Venus for Men (buy it here) is an automatic pumping machine for your penis that works without manual stimulation or lifting a finger in the direction of your genitals. Science, amirite?

Overall, I must say that using all this sex furniture became a little bit tedious. Having to mount/ride various objects to orgasm was far more work than my normal masturbation routine, a.k.a. laying in bed while watching on my phone and using my Hitachi Magic Wand. But the orgasms were unquestionably better. They were deeper and more connected; it was as if I’d bought a Peloton bike for my apartment and diligently rode it every single day.

Buying sex furniture is an investment in having rooted, connected, mind-body-soul kind of orgasms. It’s less about the thing in your apartment that you go home to have sex with, and more about taking time to devote to your sexual wellness. It’s all about what you want to experience with your new furniture. I dare you to go to Ikea and not picture the best ways to mount a PS Lovas now!

(Buy it here, $1,412.00)
Source: menshealth.com