8 Utterly Bewitching Sex Positions for Halloween

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In case you’d rather stay in with your boo on All Hallows’ Eve.

THE TITILLATING MUMMY

Wrap yourself in bandages, and have your partner lick and kiss each part of you as they unwrap you. Bonus: You can use the bandages to tie them up and blindfold them afterward.

Wrap yourself in bandages, and have your partner lick and kiss each part of you as they unwrap you. Bonus: You can use the bandages to tie them up and blindfold them afterward.

 

SEXY FRANKENSTEIN

Refuse to move or bend your knees and elbows while he penetrates you. It's like being tied up, but self-inflicted. Kinky!

Refuse to move or bend your knees and elbows while he penetrates you. It’s like being tied up, but self-inflicted. Kinky!

 

DOUBLE DOUBLE BANG IN BUBBLES

Find a Jacuzzi, have him sit on the bench, and straddle him cowgirl style. Turn on the jets and go to town. For an extra challenge, add eye of newt.

Find a Jacuzzi, have him sit on the bench, and straddle him cowgirl style. Turn on the jets and go to town. For an extra challenge, add eye of newt.

 

THE WITCH’S BROOM

Have him plank between two (soft) chairs and ride him cowgirl style. Cackle as you see fit.

Have him plank between two (soft) chairs and ride him cowgirl style. Cackle as you see fit.

 

THE GREAT PUMPKIN

Sixty-nine while rolling head-over-heels around the apartment.

Sixty-nine while rolling head-over-heels around the apartment.

 

THE DEVIOUS DRACULA

Have sex upside down. If you're not a vampire, doing this from a handstand position with your feet leaning against the wall may be your best bet.

Have sex upside down. If you’re not a vampire, doing this from a handstand position with your feet leaning against the wall may be your best bet.

 

THE AMOROUS GHOST

Drape yourselves in sheets and wail loudly as you rub your bodies against each other, unable to consummate your love just like real ghosts. (I assume, anyway. Ghosts probably can't have sex, right? I'm Googling it and I can't find anything.)

Drape yourselves in sheets and wail loudly as you rub your bodies against each other, unable to consummate your love just like real ghosts. (I assume, anyway. Ghosts probably can’t have sex, right? I’m Googling it and I can’t find anything.)

BONE THE SKELETON

Standing up, have your partner penetrate you from behind. Bend at the waist and shake (or twerk) like you're a skeleton with no muscles.

Standing up, have your partner penetrate you from behind. Bend at the waist and shake (or twerk) like you’re a skeleton with no muscles.

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