In case you’d rather stay in with your boo on All Hallows’ Eve.
THE TITILLATING MUMMY
Wrap yourself in bandages, and have your partner lick and kiss each part of you as they unwrap you. Bonus: You can use the bandages to tie them up and blindfold them afterward.
Refuse to move or bend your knees and elbows while he penetrates you. It’s like being tied up, but self-inflicted. Kinky!
DOUBLE DOUBLE BANG IN BUBBLES
Find a Jacuzzi, have him sit on the bench, and straddle him cowgirl style. Turn on the jets and go to town. For an extra challenge, add eye of newt.
THE WITCH’S BROOM
Have him plank between two (soft) chairs and ride him cowgirl style. Cackle as you see fit.
THE GREAT PUMPKIN
Sixty-nine while rolling head-over-heels around the apartment.
THE DEVIOUS DRACULA
THE AMOROUS GHOST
Drape yourselves in sheets and wail loudly as you rub your bodies against each other, unable to consummate your love just like real ghosts. (I assume, anyway. Ghosts probably can’t have sex, right? I’m Googling it and I can’t find anything.)
BONE THE SKELETON
Standing up, have your partner penetrate you from behind. Bend at the waist and shake (or twerk) like you’re a skeleton with no muscles.