Whether you like Skittles or Snickers, one point everyone can agree on is this: The only thing better than a sugar high is a sex coma. Enjoy these decadent Halloween sex positions that really put the treat in trick-or- treat.
1. The Twizzler Tie-Up
Go off-label with a pack of Twizzlers, tying a string of them to bind your partner’s wrists together. Straddle them, holding their wrists down to remind them who’s in charge (obvi, consent first before you go all BDSM on them). When you’re ready to allow them to touch you, just munch it off. Sex + convenient mid-bonin’ snack = gets no better.
2. The Warlock’s Brew
Let your partner enchant you via penis magic with a wicked 90 degree twist on missionary. As they thrust, circle your hips so it’s like they’re stirring your cauldron, double-doubling your orgasms.
3. The Cave Crave
Time to make that bed rock. Your partner lifts your butt in a very primal, need-you-now way, in a position that lets you both stroke whatever needs to be stimulated while gazing lustfully at each other. Try it by candlelight for some extra fire.
4. The Spider
Sit their ass down in a wide chair and climb up so you’re facing them, putting your feet on the chair on either side of their bum. Wrap your arms loosely around their shoulders and let them appreciate the gorgeous visuals. Mix it up with long, sweet kisses, and opening and shutting your knees as you see fit. (Pro tip: Afterward, don’t kill and eat them like a real spider.)
5. The Bewitching Bat
Lie on your back with your legs spread and knees bent. Your partner puts their hands together, bending their ring and middle fingers toward their palms. They slide their two pointer fingers inside of you, and circle your clit with two thumbs. They move their fingers kinda like bat wings, you orgasm, everybody wins.
6. The Broomstick Ride
Have your partner lie on a narrow sturdy surface, like a coffee table. Plant your feet on either side of the table and mount them facing their feet in a sort of elevated-reverse-cowgirl. Cast a spell over both of y’all by propping your hands on their legs and bending forward, leaning back, or tilting your pelvis to switch up the sensations. Circle your hips like you’re stirring a cauldron for some extra hocus pocus.
7. The Vampire’s Kiss
Lean back against a kitchen counter, wrap your leg around your partner, and throw your head back to reveal a much under-appreciated erogenous zone: your neck. Grab their butt, squeeze, and pull them in deeper, while they kiss and suck your bare neck. Cape optional (but let’s be real: highly recommended).
8. Trick Oral Treat
Put candy into service as BJ-enhancer. Pop something smooth and round like Skittles, Reese’s Pieces or M&Ms onto your tongue, and hold them against the underside of their shaft as you slide your mouth up and down. (You can also use something minty or cinnamony if they’re into more intense sensations. But ask first; not everyone appreciates surprise spice). Use your tongue to roll them around the head or wiggle them against the frenulum. Wrap a Red Vine or a strip of Laffy Taffy around the base of their shaft for a makeshift cock ring, then nibble it (carefully!) away.