Whether you like M&Ms or Skittles, Reese’s or Snickers, one point everyone can agree on is this: The only thing better than a sugar high is a sex coma. Enjoy these decadent Halloween sex positions that, unlike candy, are guaranteed not to give you any cavities.
1. THE SPIDER
Sit his ass down in a wide chair and climb up so you’re facing him, putting your feet on the chair on either side of his bum. Wrap your arms loosely around his shoulders and let him appreciate the gorgeous visuals. Mix it up with long, sweet kisses, and opening and shutting your knees as you see fit. (Pro tip: Afterward, don’t kill and eat him like a real spider.)
2. THE BEWITCHING BAT
Lie on your back with your legs spread and knees bent. Your partner puts their hands together, bending their ring and middle fingers toward their palms. They slide their two pointer fingers inside of you, and circle your clit with two thumbs. They move their fingers kinda like bat wings, you orgasm, everybody wins.
3. THE BROOMSTICK RIDE
Have him lie on a narrow sturdy surface like a coffee table. Plant your feet on either side of the table and mount him facing his feet in a sort of elevated reverse cowgirl. Cast a spell over both of y’all by propping your hands on his legs and bending forward, leaning back, or tilting your pelvis to switch up the sensations. Circle your hips like you’re stirring a cauldron for some extra hocus pocus.
4. THE VAMPIRE’S KISS
Lean back against a kitchen counter, wrap your leg around him, and throw your head back to reveal a much under-appreciated erogenous zone: your neck. Grab his butt, squeeze, and pull him in deeper, while he kisses and sucks your bare neck. Cape optional.
5. TRICK ORAL TREAT
Put candy into service as BJ enhancer. Pop something smooth and round like Skittles, Reese’s Pieces or M&Ms onto your tongue, and hold them against the underside of his shaft as you slide your mouth up and down. (You can also use something minty or cinnamony if he’s into more intense sensations. But ask first; not everyone appreciates surprise cinnamon.) Use your tongue to roll them around his head or wiggle them against the frenulum. Wrap a Red Vine or a strip of Laffy Taffy around this base of his shaft for a makeshift cock ring, then nibble it (carefully!) away.