Sit facing your partner, wrapping your legs around them. Secure a sheet behind his back to pull the two of you closer than any poll results. The angle delivers deep internal stimulation, and the sheet makes moving up and down a whole lot easier.
2. ABSENTEE BALLOT
If you can’t make it to the polls with a partner, you can still cast your ballot. Lie down on your stomach (You don’t want anyone to see your selections!) and spend the night with the best possible running mate: a vibrator. Independent party just took on a whole new meaning.
3. EQUAL P(L)AY
Level the p(l)aying field with some *~mutual~* masturbation. Lie down next to your partner on the bed, face-to-face. Touch each other simultaneously with a strict hands-on approach and a no-penetration policy. Masturbating > debating.
4. SWING STATE
Have your partner sit in a sex swing while you perch on top, facing away. Start off slow and as things heat up, pick up some momentum so you can both finish before the polls close.
5. O-VAL OFFICE
Have your partner exercise freedom of speech without saying a word. Lie on your back and relax. When he goes down on you, tell him to move his tongue in a circular motion, clockwise, then counterclockwise. Your West Wing + his mouth = fireworks.