11 Christmas-Themed Sex Positions That Will Have You Jingling All the Way

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If you’re ready to get extra-cozy this holiday season, we’ve got the Christmas-themed sex moves that will make you falalalala la la la ahhhh. Whether you’ve been naughty or nice, start a fire, light up the tree, and get ready to get down with these 11 moves guaranteed to make you sing, “Joy to the World.”

11 Christmas-Themed Sex Positions That Will Have You Jingling All the Way

THE SLEIGH RIDE

11 Christmas-Themed Sex Positions That Will Have You Jingling All the Way

Technically speaking, this does make you the sleigh—but who doesn’t like to be taken for a ride every once in a while?

How to do it: Lie facedown on the bed, legs straight, hips raised slightly.

MRS. CLAUSE ON TOP

11 Christmas-Themed Sex Positions That Will Have You Jingling All the Way

Fact: Mrs. St. Nick calls the shots, and so will you in this position that gives you the power to jingle all the way to O-town.

How to do it: Kneel on top of him, pushing off his chest, while sliding up and down his thighs. He helps by supporting some of your weight and grabbing your hips or thighs while he rises to meet each thrust.

THE MISTLETOE MOVE

11 Christmas-Themed Sex Positions That Will Have You Jingling All the Way

If you’re ready to step up your mistletoe game, go past smooching and get to smooshing beneath the green stuff in your doorway.

How to do it: Standing on one foot, face your guy and wrap your other leg around his waist while he helps support you.

REINDEER GAMES

11 Christmas-Themed Sex Positions That Will Have You Jingling All the Way

Do it reindeer style, which allows him easy access to stimulate your tinsel.

How to do it: Get on all fours. He kneels behind you, with his upper body straight up or slightly draped over you.

ELF ON THE SHELF

11 Christmas-Themed Sex Positions That Will Have You Jingling All the Way

Santa’s helper can go to work on your lady parts with this adventurous move.

How to do it: Lie on your back with your legs raised and folded over so that your ankles are on either side of your head, while he squats and dips his penis in and out of your vagina.

GIFT WRAPPED

11 Christmas-Themed Sex Positions That Will Have You Jingling All the Way

Admit it, all you really want for Christmas this year…is his package. Wrap each other up in this super-intimate sex move that’s perfect for a fireside sexcapade. (Cue the Mariah.)

How to do it: He sits cross-legged (yoga-style), you sit in his lap facing him. Wrap your legs around him, and hug each other for support.

UNDER MY TREE

11 Christmas-Themed Sex Positions That Will Have You Jingling All the Way

To light you up this holiday season, he’ll have to get down—in bed. Trust us, in the words of Lady Gaga, your Christmas tree is delicious.

How to do it: While your guy is lying down, straddle him by placing your knees at his ears. Hold onto a wall or headboard for support. For an added bonus, have him hold his tongue firm as you gyrate your hips, pressing your clitoris against it in whichever way feels best.

THE TOBOGGAN

11 Christmas-Themed Sex Positions That Will Have You Jingling All the Way

This position is essentially the winter wonderland version of the move made famous by Beyoncé (think: surfbordt). Whatever the weather, you’re in for a wild ride.

How to do it: He lies on his back; you straddle him, facing his feet.

TRIM THE TREE

11 Christmas-Themed Sex Positions That Will Have You Jingling All the Way

Who says you can’t have yourself a merry little Christmas? Deck your own halls with this spine-tingling masturbation move.

How to do it: Lie on your stomach with your hands thrust between your legs. Grind your legs together and move your hips up and down so that your clitoris and pubic mound rub against your firmly held fingers.

SANTA’S HELPER

11 Christmas-Themed Sex Positions That Will Have You Jingling All the Way

Your days will be merry and bright with the help of your favorite elf. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

How to do it:  Sit with your legs spread and your guy kneeling in front of you. This one really puts him in control, but feel free to suggest the technique you like best. Bonus: Opt for a swivel chair so he can turn it left and right mid-action.

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